Top 5 things to remember when at a Networking Event

When I started attending networking events I found the concept and process intimidating. Here I am in the presence of random strangers trying to pick a conversation about a topic that should sound intellectual as well as funny and hopefully do it all without offending anyone. Oh, and all of this in a matter of minutes. Very Stressful indeed!

Here are my 'Suggested Don'ts' when attending a networking event. Some of these are from personal experiences and other from just being told what not to do.

1. Don't be shy or intimidate: Its natural to a bit apprehensive, shy, intimidated for the first few times. There are some who get sick in the stomach when meeting new people. The main thing to remember is not to let it show. The whole point of networking is to MEET PEOPLE; don't let these feelings get in the way unless you walk into a room, filled with crazy women singing
'I Will Survive'. It’s time to run!!

2. Don't act aloof: There is absolutely no point to act aloof when attending a networking event. Either mingle or don't go; it’s as simple as that. However, don't go and sit all by yourself watching other people making friends. Just not happening!

3. Don't stick to one person: I think this one of the most common signs of people who have gotten over that initial fear and now making friends. It’s important to remember the concept behind networking. To meet as many people as possible. However sticking to one or two people will not help you make new contacts. At the same time other people won't be able come up, to introduce themselves, since they notice you are with the same people all the time.

4. Safest topic: Ahh this is my favorite topic, I once had a guy coming up to me, started off by saying "Hey How’s it going" in a soft melodious voice, with a kinda partial closed lip smile and wide eyed. Damn! I feel I was being hit on in a gay bar. Wow! Talk about uncomfortable.
Anyways what I’m trying to say here is pick safe methods of introducing yourself and safe topics to talk about. Some topics to avoid are past diseases, that’s right don't tell a person you have herpes, anal warts or had 1200 volts pass through your body because you were stupid enough to try to repair your computer hardware while it was connected to the mains. Don't talk about how many sister and brothers you are and how your grandma loves her grandchildren. NO NO!!

GUY’s a word of advice, if you are talking to a woman look only at her eyes. Don't try to steal glances of anywhere else simply because if she catches you, that’s the end of that. Another thing, if you see a women with a well endowed bottom don’t ogle cause there could other people watching you.

5. Exchange business cards always: Always Always Always, as a thumb rule, exchange business cards. If you want me to explain why then you’re not fit to even consider attending a networking event.