An elevator ride is not really something that you would give second thoughts too, unless when the door opened and you saw an annoying colleague, a neighbor that smells or a fling that didn't work. Below I have listed 5 Elevator dont's to avoid being avoided.
Again these are listed in no particular order.
1) Don't pick your nose: Now here is something I have noticed people do. Picking their nose in the elevator. Even worse is when the doors are shutting and they think that no ones going to make it and they start, And you Make it in time to see a person picking their nose with a face that looks like a 100 volts of electricity just passed thru it. Don't Do it. If you manage to get away with being the only person in the elevator and do pick your nose, Please Please don't rub the bugger off on the elevator panels. That’s just disgusting.
2) Don't Fart: Again similar to picking your nose don't do it when there are people in the elevator lest you want to get branded as the Stink Monster or Stinky. This doesn't mean that you could Fart when your alone in the elevator cause no one wants to enter an elevator that taste of rotten egg salad that you may have had the night before.
3) Don't Burp: For the same reasons mentioned above. However if you do, please don't follow it up with the line "Its better to burp and taste it, than to fart and waste it". That just won’t work.
4) Don't sneeze or cough without holding your mouth. Rather than this being just elevator etiquette its more general.
5) If you are going up or down a floor don't take the elevator. You would have wasted 1 Min of the other passengers. Maybe the man in the back of the elevator needs to take a piss and because of that 1 min he pisses himself. How about the pregnant lady who’s about to pop maybe her water would break in the elevator or how about you because of you being lazy to use the stairs you get a heart attack and die at 55 instead of 60.
Well these are my 5 Elevator dont's. If you have anything that you think could be added post your comments. Would be great to know what you think
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LOL!...recently i've discovered the 'new one' that seems impossible to control...and that is the 'stomach grumble'.... I know...not embarrassing...and ot typically one would put on a list of elevator ettiquettes...but somehow the sound is met with the similar glare and smirk that one would get from farting or burping in public!!! what to do!?!
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