5 "at a Urinal" Etiquettes

Okay, here’s the deal I was at a pub last night and after a couple of beers I needed to relieve myself. There are a couple of things that you as a guy should know to consider as Urinal Etiquette. Here they are.

1. Ask permission to use the urinal: Now obliviously you wouldn't to ask permission if there is a free urinal. However, if there is a queue and you really need to go bad don't muck in, ask the person in front of for permission to use the urinal before he does. It helps to hold your crotch and stick together when asking :-). Just don't make look like your trying to seduce him.
2. Don't spit or throw stuff in a urinal: I have seen some people spit guuueey green flem into urinals. I have also seen guys ash of their cigarette butts. This makes taking a piss real uncomfortable and if there is enough shit clogging the drain then there is a good chance that you will have a pool of piss with the cigarette butt Olympics going on.
3. Don't talk or sing to yourself or try making small talk with the guy next to you. No wants to hear you say " Come on Jack you can do it. Just relax" or Sweet Home Alabama when you’re going at it. Even worse "Hey man, I prefer wearing boxers to briefs. What about you?” Eeahh...
4. Don't peer into your neighbors (you know what). Last thing you want to be caught doing is looking over and checking out the guy next to you going at it. This will really piss him off (no pun indented). Unless you’re at a gay bar, then you would have probably made a new "Friend".
5. Flush the urinal: ensure that after you done you flush. Some urinals are automatic and will flush after you move; some flush in intervals and some need you to flush. So flush.

That’s what I think. As always would like to know what you think.